Selected Unverified Endorsements

• "A triumph of Yorkshire blasphemy."
  — The Gentleman’s Gazebo

• "De Gernon writes with the frantic energy of a man whose crop rotation has gone deeply, deeply wrong. Essential reading for anyone who owns more than three counties."
  — The Peerage & Paddock Quarterly

• "Reading this book felt exactly like being locked in a damp, fortified shed with a madman and a bottle of vintage ginger ale. We loved every second."
  — The Country Life & Low Treason Review

• "I don’t get it."
  — Sarah from East Yorkshire