Public Information Notice 17/09

NOTICE OF PUBLICATION

Following an unnecessarily prolonged investigation, the first account has now been released to the public.

A Yorkshire Gospel: Search for the Spare Messiah is OUT NOW.

Readers are advised that exposure may result in suspicious behaviour around beer mats, theological uncertainty and an unexplained interest in someone called Helen.

The quest has begun…

We accept zero liability for any existential dread, sudden loss of social standing, or buyer’s remorse that may result from reading this drivel.