Field Report 03/08: Village Hearsay

Written By C. R. de Gernon

Three independent witnesses have reported hearing someone say,

“I’ll just nip in for a pint.”

The investigation is ongoing.

C. R. de Gernon https://www.ayorkshiregospel.com
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